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Carponizer carp fishing wall calendar 2019 [NOT A BOOK] on desertcart.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Carponizer carp fishing wall calendar 2019 Review: Absurd? Absolutely! - This is the third Carponizer calendar I have bought. This is why: If you're looking for a calendar with lots of (human) female nudity, this ain't for you. If you like unclothed carp, well, that's your business. If you're looking for a wall calendar to record when to pick up the dry cleaning or de-tick the dog, this ain't for you either. But, if you love the absurd and have a sense of humor, this is it. I keep it next to my workbench, and when I can't get something to fit, or strip a screw, or send some essential widget bouncing under the furnace, then I look at this thing, remember to put everything in perspective, and get a weird half-smile on my face. Life is full of frustrations, and this calendar has saved me a small mint worth of therapy. Review: Worthy of "Carp Girls" - In Japan there is a baseball team called "Hiroshima Carp". We call women who support that team "Carp Girls". I thought that this calendar is just worthy of "Carp Girls". The woman's eyes looking at the carp are reminiscent of the figure of a woman who supports love and affectionate teams. I think that this calendar should be sold in Japan by all means. I also think , will get angry, though.
| ASIN | 3981747267 |
| Brand | Carponizer |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (184) |
| Date First Available | July 30, 2018 |
| Item Weight | 1.28 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Carponizer |
| Product Dimensions | 1.69 x 0.02 x 1.1 inches |
F**D
Absurd? Absolutely!
This is the third Carponizer calendar I have bought. This is why: If you're looking for a calendar with lots of (human) female nudity, this ain't for you. If you like unclothed carp, well, that's your business. If you're looking for a wall calendar to record when to pick up the dry cleaning or de-tick the dog, this ain't for you either. But, if you love the absurd and have a sense of humor, this is it. I keep it next to my workbench, and when I can't get something to fit, or strip a screw, or send some essential widget bouncing under the furnace, then I look at this thing, remember to put everything in perspective, and get a weird half-smile on my face. Life is full of frustrations, and this calendar has saved me a small mint worth of therapy.
H**I
Worthy of "Carp Girls"
In Japan there is a baseball team called "Hiroshima Carp". We call women who support that team "Carp Girls". I thought that this calendar is just worthy of "Carp Girls". The woman's eyes looking at the carp are reminiscent of the figure of a woman who supports love and affectionate teams. I think that this calendar should be sold in Japan by all means. I also think , will get angry, though.
A**A
Fish and a dish
Time after time this piece of art ends up being the #1 sensual Carp calendar of the year for me. It's the reigning champion and I don't see that changing anytime soon.
C**H
Carponizer Quality
I gift these to my fellow Jezebel reading friends for Christmas. Five star rating when Kate Dries is in it.
M**W
Not mother in law approved
Great present for the father in law every year.
D**N
Always nice to see a new month come along
Always nice to see a new month come along
C**P
Fish and bish calendar
Always get this for my brother yearly.
D**X
Impeccable
C**N
Era più bello quello del 2018
K**M
Bought for my cousin as his a carp fisherman and he loves it I buy it for him every year
B**R
Mir hat der Kalender sehr gut gefallen einfach brilliant schöne Karpfen. Die Fische zeigen sich von ihrer schönsten Seite. Ich hole ihn mir jedes Jahr!
K**A
Super Kalender, tolle Fotos! Er war das Weihnachtsgeschenk für meinen Mann, er war Happy!
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