Gas Relief for Adults, Ends Odor & Sound, Flatulence Charcoal Underwear Helper. Flatulence Relief Pads. Odor Eliminator: Absorber, Deodorizer, Neutralizer, Filter, Gas and Bloating Relief P-5

First let me say that this product is in no way a joke. It is not for gag gifts and does not employ "strange marketing," as one reviewer suggested. It was designed to prevent embarrassment due to flatulence, and at that, it excels. I have suffered with severe flatulence most of my life, and of course, while I am asleep, I have no control over it. Many is the morning I've awoken to find the bedroom windows open and the ceiling fan going full blast. My long-suffering wife is supremely patient with me and an absolute angel, but there have been times when one might have classified this as tantamount to psychological abuse. I previously used a very different product to help with this and give her a little relief. It consisted of a pair of underpants with a carbon filter sewn into the seat. The material was semi-permeable, which was designed to force the flatus out through the filter. This was only partially effective, as gas could escape from the waistband and leg openings, but it was better than nothing. Recently, though, the company went out of business rather abruptly, and I was forced to seek an alternative. That's when I came across DiscreetZ and decided to give it a try. I am so glad I did. DiscreetZ has completely eliminated the odor associated with my farts. My wife reports not one whiff in the week and a half that I have been using them so far, which is absolutely unprecedented. As a bonus, they have reduced the noise associated with passing gas to the point that she is usually unaware that anything has occurred. This has the added bonus of no longer requiring me to work to hold gas in while awake, which was difficult and painful. DiscreetZ is a little miracle, and I am only sorry I didn't find out about them sooner. I do use them on the "highest setting," as recommended by the manufacturer. This consists of a small, thin round pad folded in half and tucked against my anus, then one of the larger, rectangular pads folded three times to form a pleat and nestled in the fold of the round pad. Those whose gas is milder may find either one sufficient, but for me, both are required. Double-sided tape is included with the pads, to help hold them in place, but I have not found this to be necessary. The sensation of having something tucked between your cheeks is one that requires a bit of acclimation, but after a few days, I didn't even notice they were there. For anyone who may be considering purchasing DiscreetZ but wavering due to a sense of squeamishness, I would urge you to give them a try. I have rarely found any product that so perfectly fulfills its mission, and the relief from both odor and embarrassment (not to mention the guilt over what I've put my wife through), is well worth any minor discomfiture of this nature. The manufacturer is also gratifyingly responsive and helpful. I reached out with a question shortly after receivng the product, and had a reply from the company president within an hour, on a Saturday. That's rare customer service these days. In short, I can't recommend DiscreetZ highly enough. It is an extremely effective product that has been an absolute godsend for my wife and me. The topic may be one that few want to think about, let alone discuss, but it's time we grow up and be adult about this. I find it unfortunate that the highest-rated reviews concern using it as a filter for face masks. Obviously, if you buy a product, you can use it for whatever you'd like to, but when over 40% of the reviews concern a use other than the intended one, it makes me wonder whether people are taking this seriously. Believe me, if you suffer from a condition like mine, you should.

Holy cow!! When we saw these, thought they were a joke too - in fact we were howling when we read some of the reviews, but we decided what the hell - let's try!! If you have persons in your life with stank that would kill small children...ORDER THESE!!! When they arrived, I couldn't wait for my wife to try them. She followed the instructions (accordion fold), and a little while later (in the car no less!) she announced she was gonna let rip! I waited a few seconds, the took a deep breath and OMG!!! No smell!! We were ECSTATIC!!! Seriously!! She repeated a few more times and still NO SMELL!!! Give these a try, because it made ALL the difference!!!

These are pure magic! I have them stashed everywhere now…car, purse, work bag, bathrooms. Gone are the days where I have to stress about long car rides with others or sleeping next to my husband. As a rectal cancer survivor who lost most of my gas control, I can’t feel more grateful to have discovered these. I just fold a circle one in half, place it in there and I’m good to go for the day!

I was reluctant to discuss this but felt I should share. These work wonders against odor. Like total elimination. And if you want to prolong their life, wrap one layer of toilet paper around it before insertion. You will not have to replace as frequently. I took one star away because I have never found them to eliminate the noise. But their effectiveness against smell makes them well worth the price.

Does not work. False advertising. Stay away.

They do as they say, my son has horrible gas problem, and these have helped the smell and noise! He’s not comfortable placing inside buttocks!

Something I never knew I couldn't live without. These fart pads are a life saver, in gassy situations!

THIS WORKS! Evenings in bed with my husband are once again peaceful, cozy, something to look forward to. He only wears them in bed but says they are comfortable. And I don’t have to jump around lighting candles, spraying perfume, etc. I wish they were a little cheaper but for now they are a godsend.