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title: "You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up"
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# You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

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- **What is this?** You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up by heather mcdonald
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

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## Customer Reviews

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    awww come on guys
  

*by O***L on Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2011*

I agree this book is not like Chelsea Handlers, but its seriously not as bad as others say it is! Maybe I'm just more open to different comedy? or Maybe I can relate since I'm a college student now. Either way the book was entertaining and I found myself chuckling throughout it. Anyone who says Heather is stuck up or bragging is crazy. Comedy is all about turning your experience into a few laughs and if I am not mistaken thats what Heather is doing. I cant believe people say because Heather talks about going on dates with weirdos and alcoholic losers that people think shes being self obsessed. yaaa thats something to brag about. Her experiences are funny and semi relatable. We have been in the postion where things are getting in the heat of the moment and passion is flowing and someone has put on the breaks and "blue balls" the situation. Except Heather does it over and over again and its funny! Haters get over yourself this book may not be rolling on the ground funny but its still a good read.

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    Great Book, Easy Read, Funny, Funny and true
  

*by J***M on Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2010*

I ordered this book because i am a big chelsey lately fan and have read all of her books and Heather McDonald i see on her show during the week and thought well the first few pages seemed interesting i got it on a wednesday and it was read complete by saturday it was funny and so many things you can relate to as a woman.  Sometimes she did jump from one story to another and them back to the original story which i would have preferred less of but it is a great book, funny and keeps you interested through out the whole book.  I would tell anyone who likes to read but doesnt want to read fiction or anything like that to read this, along with chelsey lately they are very amussing and make you think about your parents and what if comes into mind.  Hope you enjoy this book as much as i did.

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    Don't Waste Your Money
  

*by K***R on Reviewed in the United States on October 24, 2010*

Synopsis: Comedienne Heather McDonald, best known for her appearances on the hit TV show Chelsea Lately, was a virgin until she was 27 years old. Sure she had lots of boyfriends, was a sorority sister, and went on plenty of dates, but the idealistic California girl was holding out for Mr. Right, while simultaneously holding out on everyone else. McDonald recounts her sexless youth and how she finally "gave it up."Review: I wish I had not read this book and there are two reasons for that. First, because I disliked this book so much, I wanted and still want my money back. This memoir was a waste of words and paper. The reason I feel that way is the second reason I wish I had not read this book: it made me severely dislike Heather McDonald. I used to really enjoy her appearances on the round table on Chelsea Lately and I thought she was pretty funny. Having read her book, I now find her nauseating.Throughout her memoir, McDonald makes continual references to her appearance, i.e., how cute she is, how she is too cute to date a certain guy, how a certain guy should be glad someone as cute as she is is dating him, etc. Also, she placed a strange amount of importance on the fact that she was in a sorority in college, and having been in one seemed to continue to affect her present life. Both these things together made McDonald come off as extremely shallow. I did not go into this book with the expectation that McDonald was the deepest, most thought-provoking person in the world. But the excessive shallowness was a complete turn off for me and prevented me from enjoying this book.Instead of being what could have been a pretty funny memoir, the author was so distasteful as a person that the book was ruined. I would not recommend this memoir to anyone.

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