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product_id: 228016
title: "I Could Pee on This"
price: "€ 17.20"
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# Perfect gift size 5"x6" 112 glossy pages Hilarious cat-perspective poems I Could Pee on This

**Price:** € 17.20
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## Summary

> 😸 Unleash the Cat-titude: Poetry that’s paws-itively hilarious!

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- **What is this?** I Could Pee on This
- **How much does it cost?** € 17.20 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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## Why This Product

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## Key Features

- • **Top-Ranked Humor:** Ranked #7 in Children’s Humorous Poetry with 4.7 stars from over 7,000 reviews—social proof you can trust.
- • **Glossy & Charming:** Beautiful glossy pictures complement the poems, making it a stylish conversation starter.
- • **Gift-Ready Delight:** An ideal go-to gift for cat lovers, pet adopters, and anyone craving a chuckle.
- • **Purr-fectly Portable:** Compact 5"x6" hardcover fits anywhere—coffee table, bathroom, or gift basket.
- • **Cat-titude in Every Page:** 112 pages of witty, charming poems capturing authentic feline angst and humor.

## Overview

I Could Pee on This is a bestselling, compact hardcover book featuring 112 pages of witty, cat-perspective poems paired with glossy images. Perfectly sized for gifting or casual reading, it’s a top-ranked humorous poetry book with a 4.7-star rating from over 7,000 reviews, making it a must-have for cat lovers and anyone who appreciates clever, feline-inspired humor.

## Description

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) [Marciuliano, Francesco] on desertcart.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

Review: I could pee on this book, it's so good. - I could not love this book of poems more. Freaking hilarious. My kids have read it aloud repeatedly to anyone who will listen, and they quote it often. I love the CAT ANGST, and I love that it reads like traditional poetry (not like limericks) only from the perspective of cats. It's absolute perfection. I could say "purr-fection," but I'm not a dork.
Review: small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket - Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift.

## Features

- Cat ladies cat gentlemen and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day|Fans of dad jokes Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers and bad kitty behavior in general|Go-to gift for birthday holiday anniversary Mother's Day for cat moms Father's Day for cat dads or pet adoption congratulations

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Best Sellers Rank | #20,483 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #7 in Children's Humorous Poetry #197 in Humorous Fiction #203 in Fiction Satire |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 7,252 Reviews |

## Images

![I Could Pee on This - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71cj8afwnXL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I could pee on this book, it's so good.
*by R***E on January 3, 2026*

I could not love this book of poems more. Freaking hilarious. My kids have read it aloud repeatedly to anyone who will listen, and they quote it often. I love the CAT ANGST, and I love that it reads like traditional poetry (not like limericks) only from the perspective of cats. It's absolute perfection. I could say "purr-fection," but I'm not a dork.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket
*by P***Y on December 4, 2022*

Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great gag gift
*by R***E on October 28, 2025*

Great gag gift! Lots of laughs

## Frequently Bought Together

- I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)
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*Store origin: IT*
*Last updated: 2026-02-01*