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title: "Bedtime Bible Stories - Explicit!"
brand: "joey lee kirkman"
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# Bedtime Bible Stories - Explicit!

**Brand:** joey lee kirkman
**Price:** € 35.29
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- **What is this?** Bedtime Bible Stories - Explicit! by joey lee kirkman
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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    this book is hilarious
  

*by S***Y on Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2019*

I let my grandchildren read this book to show them NOT to take what they learn at Sunday School literally.

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    Portrays the bible for exactly what it is...
  

*by F***T on Reviewed in the United States on September 17, 2014*

... a collection of bloody campfire fables invented by superstitious ancient goat herders who were seeking to glorify their tribal war god.But I do have to ding you one star for leaving out the heartwarming story of Judges 19.  You know -- the one where a host takes in a Levite guest for the night; and before long, a mob of perverts begins pounding on the door, demanding to have sex with the guest.The consummate host finds this utterly offensive, and offers his virgin daughter and the the guest's concubine to the horde, imploring the mob to "do to them whatever you wish." The mob refuses the daughter, but accepts the concubine and they "rape and abuse her all night". After spending hours upon hours being beaten and sexually violated, she manages to crawl back to the doorstep, where the next morning the Levite finds her bruised and broken body.  After she fails to respond to his commands, he flops her limp carcass on his donkey and proceeds to ride home.When he arrives, he hacks her corpse into twelve pieces and sends them to each of the twelve tribes of Israel.The story ends with: "consider of it, take advice, and speak your mind."Those who actually do 'consider of it' will immediately reject the idea that the bible is inspired by any god, as this is easily one of the most pointless and disgusting stories ever told in the history of humankind.Almost forgot -- the last third of the book is a coloring book, and I'm all out of crayons.  Darn it.

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    The cherries the Christians forgot to pick.
  

*by J***R on Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2015*

This book is a fantastic illustration as to exactly what our young minds are exposed to when it comes to religious books.These accounts aren't some twisted tale or a bastardization of the bible.It's showing the vile nature of this book written by men that didn't know where the sun went at night for all to see."I'm offended by this book! Christianity is under attack!" - A believer, and probably Kirk Cameron."Read the damn book it's based off of, ALL OF IT!" - the Atheist or otherwise formerly embarking on a religious exodus from the mass delusion.

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